Robber and Naive..?!

February 13, 2007 at 8:44 pm | Posted in Sakhis! | 1 Comment

There was a robber called Bhola (meaning naive.. hmm talk about getting a wrong name!) who used to chill on a high hill thingy, wearing white clothes – lil bit of useless info doesnt hurt. He used to terrorise the people on the road below.. picking on them like a typical school bully (sounds familiar? If so, please consult your nearest social services as soon as possible).

Anyways yeah, he was sooo hard that he would tackle eight to ten men at a time and committed lots of crimes *shifty eyes*..

As you know, Guru Nanak Dev ji came down that road to teach him a lesson. Bhola descended down the hill like a monster (or maybe he fell over and rolled down the hill – that would be a sight lol). The point is: he reached the road.. finally.. and said “Remove your clothes or I will kill you – MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH” *cough cough cough*

Guru Ji just looked at him and said “Hm.. I have fallen into your clutches, but do one thing for me and I will not run away. Return home and when you arrive there put a question to your father, mother, wife and sons. You commit evil and murder to provide for them. Ask them this: when you are in trouble is there anyone in your entire family who will stand by you?”

At first Bhola was a bit suspicious “u gona run away though..”
“Take my word for it, I will not go” Guru Ji smiled.

Now, Mr Bhola ran to his yards (aka hut) and gathered all his family together (Yes, including taya jee!)

“Look yeah, I committed so many murders and crimes to provide u with stuff.. Tell me: When I am in trouble, will you share my anguish?” *silence* “Can any of you save me from Mr Yama? (Not Yamaha but Yama: angel of death who beats u for doing naughty things) Will you share my suffering?”

Being typical desi relatives, they replied “Your deeds are yours man.. Your relationship with us is only in this life.. We can’t save you from some next mateys!”

Suddenly Mr scarey monster wannabe (Aka Bhola) became sad and began to cry, “I wasted all my years for you like a fool yo! If you gna leave me at the end then why have I spent my life committing thousands of crimes for you lots?!”

He went off and as expected, Guru Ji was still at that same place.. waiting for Mr B. He fell at Guru ji’s feet, stood up and with folded hands said “I’ve been stupid and naive. (Bhola means naive) Please forgive my sins, my whole life has been so bad! Accept me, and fix my life up pleaseee!”

Guru ji, being the most chilled out dude, forgave him and made Mr B from a wanabe to a Gangstaaa.

The message: never commit sins for them (but you shouldn’t do it anyway!)

Just chillax