Hungry Bhramans v’s Bhagat Kabir Ji

March 26, 2007 at 4:05 pm | Posted in Sakhis! | 1 Comment

When the Brahmans of Bananas (ahem.. Banaras) heard that some dude called Bhagat Kabir had given loads of corn to holy men, but not even one grain to them (SHOCK! HORROR!) , they went in as a group to his house to complain: ‘Oi Weaver! Sharam Nahi Ondi?! You very proud of your wealth ent yaa, coz you been giving out stuff to the low caste Faqirs and Sudars. (Ofcourse that makes sense.. :s ) Now leave this city at once.. or ELSE’ (scary!)

Bhagat Kabir Ji asked why he should leave the city. “Did I break into anyone’s house/committed highway robbery/ etc etc?! Why the exile?”

The beloved Brahmans replied, “Look yeah, our logic works like this: You served and honoured to faqirs instead of us, therefore it’s an offence sufficient to merit expulsion from the city!”(wonder where they read that from)

“Say no more,” they continued (even though Bhagat Kabir didn’t say anything.. lol emi trying 2 act hard init), “it is better for you either to make us an offering or CHALLE JAA!!!”

Bhagat Kabir Ji replied that his house was all he had, and they could take possession of it. In this way, he escaped from them, and again concealed himself in a distant forest..chillaxing.

Upon this, some admirers of Bhagat Kabir Ji’s purity, (well must be loads, judging from how much Bhagat Kabir ji rocks) and sympathizers with his troubles, distributed money among the Brahmans (Just to shut em up). Such an amount of money and provisions were distributed that the name and praises of Bhagat Kabir Ji resounded throughout the whole city, (imagine the cheerleaders – or the equivalent – cheering “GO KABIR GO!”.. just a thought lol) and the Brahmans were highly delighted and gratified on finding their stomachs filled to repletion – Now there’s a surprise.

Moral: If you wana shutup a Bhraman – fill their tummies! No matter what happens, Gangsters like Bhagat Kabir Ji will carry on chillaxing – remembering the Don.